Tv Tactician Gifts

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Golf lessons

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carlo Ancelotti

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

Arsene Wenger

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

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'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Wi-Fi password?

GREENLAND

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