Rink Tactician Pillows

"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carlo Ancelotti

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Football.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Human males marking territory.

"Smite him, my son!"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Good poetry & Winning teams

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

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'Look out for his low punches.'

Mike Tyson

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Arsene Wenger

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.