Team Tactic Enthusiast Pillows

Good poetry & Winning teams

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Trojan Chess

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

Golf

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

The Waiting Game

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'