Tactics Enthusiasts Pillows

Jogi Loew - His Secret Tactics for 2024. . .

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Trojan Chess

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"No. I can still see you."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"We went from blunder to thunder."

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'It's walking! It's walking!'

Steve Bruce

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

'What's your fish finder say?'

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

How to win before the match begins

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Cat Map

"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'