Tactical Enthusiast Pillows

Mercenary

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

A street fight.

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.