Tactical Enthusiast Pillows

Mercenary

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Eye Off the Ball

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vladimir Putin.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

A street fight.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'