Turtle Tacticist Pillows

Hey, do you mind if I play through?

Lynching on social media

Kitchen Tetris

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Football.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Human males marking territory.

Trojan Chess

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Snooker.

Good poetry & Winning teams

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Quick! Play dead!'

Golf

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

The Waiting Game

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"