Tetris Tactician Pillows

Kitchen Tetris

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"That was a rumor day."

The Use of Cavalry

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Human males marking territory.

Kosovo.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"Now we have all your arrows!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''