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Hey, do you mind if I play through?

Lynching on social media

Kitchen Tetris

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Human males marking territory.

Trojan Chess

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Snooker.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Good poetry & Winning teams

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Golf

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Arsene Wenger

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

The Waiting Game

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"