Rink Enthusiast Pillows

Ice Fisherman on the Hockey Rink

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Where Indian ink came from.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Penny

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Shakespeare in the clink

Whiskey wars

'I ink, therefore I am....'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Rabbit Punch

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'