Boxing Ring Tactician Gifts

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Building business relations.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"That was a rumor day."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Football.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

The Use of Cavalry

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Kosovo.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Smite him, my son!"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'