Boxing Ring Tactician Gifts

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Building business relations.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"That was a rumor day."

Football.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

The Use of Cavalry

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Smite him, my son!"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Kosovo.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Please, feel free to disagree."