Boxing Ring Enthusiast Gifts

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"Sure you've got him worried - he's thinking he may be done for GBH!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

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