Boxing Ring Enthusiast Mugs

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"Sure you've got him worried - he's thinking he may be done for GBH!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Smite him, my son!"