Boxing Ring Lovers Gifts

'...and in the event of a re-match, the winner of tonight's fight will receive 60% of the gate receipts...'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'