Boxing Ring Lovers Gifts

'...and in the event of a re-match, the winner of tonight's fight will receive 60% of the gate receipts...'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

How Amazon was invented

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Please, feel free to disagree."