Boxing Manager Gifts

'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'

Doc told me I have brain damage. As my manager responsible for this, it's time for me to damage yours!

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

"Your hands-off approach isn't working."

The Modern Boxer

"And your job is to hit the one who isn't wearing a bow tie."

"Now don't forget, you're diving in the third."

"He looks very promising - but let's see how he does in the written test."

"Smite him, my son!"

'Remember - focus - nothing fancy - just get in there and get the job done.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'Remember, Son- go for his nose.'

Boxer takes the elevator / Up, down, shake it off.

'Time to go to 'Plan B' . . . Knock him out!'

'Don't just say it?'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'I know I can count on you. . .that's the problem.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'You'd be a good boxer except for two things. . .Your hands.'

'Do unto him as he's doing unto you.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.