Boxing Commentator Pillows

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Smite him, my son!"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."