Ring Side Commentator Pillows

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

Tip jar at boxing match.

'I can't count to ten, can you?.'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

'Into the final furlong and still 'Morning Star' holds the lead...'

"Listen, if you don't break when I ask you to, the next time I'll give you a thick ear."

'When that bell rings, yank that string THREE TIMES and go into him like a kamikaze pilot!'

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

Meghan Markle at Wimbledon

'What do we do now?'

"Have you suffered an injury at work? You could entitled to damages through a personal injury claim."

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

'It's a long way from the dressing room to the ring, isn't it?'

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."

'He's clean!!'