Ring Side Satirist Pillows

Tip jar at boxing match.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

Oil Workers

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

"Gimme a shot!"

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

"I'll miss drawing you, Bill Clinton."

'Spare the price of roast chicken, seafood or soft cheeses, mate, as this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to them.'

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

Large lady being shown to small seats at the opera.

"Listen, if you don't break when I ask you to, the next time I'll give you a thick ear."

Conscientious objection.

'When that bell rings, yank that string THREE TIMES and go into him like a kamikaze pilot!'

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'