Boxing Match Gifts

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

Early Exercise Machines

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"... and come out fighting, boys."