Boxing Buddy Gifts

'It's alright-he won't bite!'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Early Exercise Machines

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."