Boxing Buff Gifts

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

The Championship Fight Between Heenan and Sayers, on April 17, 1860

Wrestling Champion.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'

Siamese fighting fish - 'The other one's his manager.'

'How should I deal with this guy?' 'My advice, try playing dead!'

Disabled boxers in ring with ramps.

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

Boxer with a suit of armour on.

'I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"...And in this corner, wearing the blue trunks..."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Boxer

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

Boxer receives the last rites before his fight.

Muhammed Ali RIP

'Red Cross' and 'Right Cross'.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

Ancient boxers

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

Heavyweight Champ of Cheshire...Grin with missing front teeth.

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

A boxing referee with a black eye

"Watch out for his left jab."

A smiling man wearing boxing gloves

"Let's face it, we've got too many 'Sugar Ray's'."

'He's certainly showing his age these days.'

Raging Bull on Ice

"Just tell him, in the words of Mike Tyson, I want his heart, I want to eat his children. He'll take the call."