Boxing Metaphor Buff Gifts

Gift the boxing metaphor enthusiast in your life with our unique range of goodies. From clever mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and prints, our collection is perfect for those who appreciate boxing’s metaphors for life, resilience, and strength. Find something to make them smile and inspire their love for the sport’s poetic side.

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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A young Don King

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'Tony, you always try to lead.'

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"Let's consider an early dive."

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Nun Fight.

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"Let's get ready to bumble!"

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All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight. mockup

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

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"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him." mockup

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

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'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...' mockup

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

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"So, what are you reading?"

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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged." mockup

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

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'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! ' mockup

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

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Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up. mockup

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

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The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

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The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

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Mayo-A-Mayo

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'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!' mockup

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

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Early Exercise Machines

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'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!' mockup

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

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'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.' mockup

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

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Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

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"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends." mockup

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

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'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!' mockup

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

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"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors." mockup

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

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Caricature of Noam Chomsky

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"... and come out fighting, boys." mockup

"... and come out fighting, boys."

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"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab." mockup

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

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Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!' mockup

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

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'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.' mockup

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

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'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.' mockup

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

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Boxing Metaphor Buff Gifts Collection

Boxing Metaphor Buff Mugs

Explore more mugs that celebrate boxing metaphors and add a punch of wit to your morning routine.

Boxing Metaphor Buff Pillows

Find cozy pillows printed with boxing-inspired sayings—adding inspiration and humor to any living space.

Boxing Metaphor Buff Prints

Browse inspiring prints that beautifully depict boxing’s metaphors, perfect for decorating a home or gym with a punch of motivation.

Boxing Metaphor Buff T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that showcase boxing’s poetic side—great for fans who love to wear their passion and sense of humor.