Boxing De-mythifier Gifts

Big Oil Destroys the World

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

Bigfoot tracks...

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Ostrich Curoisities

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.