Boxing De-mythifier Gifts

Big Oil Destroys the World

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"The unlucky lemming"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Mayo-A-Mayo

Ostrich Curoisities

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Bigfoot tracks...