Sports Metaphor User Gifts

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Alternative fielding positions

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Racketeer

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'We need more points in the paint.'

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'Turn your head and cough.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.