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"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

Alternative fielding positions

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'We need more points in the paint.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Racketeer

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'