Baseball Metaphors Enthusiasts Gifts

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

'We need more points in the paint.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

Shows Bundt

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Bismark Ballet School

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

Inside Baseballs

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

Another brazen raid by People for the Ethical Treatment of Athletes.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

'Nice throw...'

"My ultimate sports fantasy is to see a star player request a baseball autographed by the umpire crew."

Taken Out At The Ballgame

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

Giving the elbow.