Sports Meme Lover Gifts

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The best goalie in the world!

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Golf escape.