Boxing Buddy Pillows

'It's alright-he won't bite!'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Early Exercise Machines

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'