Boxing Guru Pillows

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Muscles

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Exercise Class

Nun Fight.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The trim reaper

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'What are you eating now?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'