Boxing Coach Pillows

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'I'd say you've lulled him into a false sense of security.'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

Boxing Trainer: 'NOOOOO, you IDIOT, you IDIOT! The TOWEL!! I SAID throw in the TOWEL!!'

"Okay, you know so much, you fight him"

Wrestling Champion.

"You're telegraphing your punches!"

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'

Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Now try not to let this fella get in too close. He has a huge Right Cross.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

'I think your best strategy now, is to beg him not to hit you.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"And the Champ's legs are going..."

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

"Come on, you can beat this guy. If he was any good, he wouldn't be fighting you!"

"Watch out for his left hook."

"I told you to watch that left hook of his."

"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"By the end of this round, you'll be mopping the floor with him."

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“At this point, your only chance is to threaten him with legal action.”

"Well, I guess that settles that."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Rigging a boxing match by putting a credit card in the glove

'You did win Mr. Congeniality...'

'You can't start counting ref, until he comes down.'