Boxing Coach Pillows

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

Boxing Trainer: 'NOOOOO, you IDIOT, you IDIOT! The TOWEL!! I SAID throw in the TOWEL!!'

"Okay, you know so much, you fight him"

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

'I'd say you've lulled him into a false sense of security.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"Watch out for his left hook."

'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

'I think your best strategy now, is to beg him not to hit you.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"You're telegraphing your punches!"

"I told you to watch that left hook of his."

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.

"Keep up your guard. This guy's coming out swinging."

Wrestling Champion.

'Now try not to let this fella get in too close. He has a huge Right Cross.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Come on, you can beat this guy. If he was any good, he wouldn't be fighting you!"

"And the Champ's legs are going..."

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"

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“At this point, your only chance is to threaten him with legal action.”

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

The first female boxing coach was in Liverpool.

'Move around the right... Don't even try to get close when he's coled like that.'

"Not too fast - let it tickle the palate."

'He has some unresolved issues.'