Boxing Promoter Pillows

'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'

A young Don King

'I don't box anymore - I'm a promoter now!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

A foo and hith money are thoon parted

Mike Tyson and Don King. A foo and hith money are thoon parted.

'Apparently Barry Hearn got the sponsorship deal.'

Door of Acme Boxing Promotion with sign reading Out for a Punch.

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Early Exercise Machines

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."