Fight Promoter Pillows

Vicorious Boxer's horse shoe falling onto referee.

A young Don King

Create some buzz!

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Club DJ.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

An honesty of agents

The Knockout.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"Narrative play is dead."

'Look out for his low punches.'