Sports Promoter Pillows

Agent discusses boxing match

BORIS NEEDS YOU

Sponsorship Deal

'Apparently Barry Hearn got the sponsorship deal.'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

A young Don King

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Sportswasher's

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Just Another Sloe News Day

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

Club DJ.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

An honesty of agents

"I'm going to try to settle you down, Halberson, but first a word about Fexler Lite Beer."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'