Sportsmanship Promoter Pillows

'I think Pastor Bob's cheating.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

A young Don King

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Sportsmanship

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"What have you done?"

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Victim support

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."