Sportsmanship Promoter Gifts

'I think Pastor Bob's cheating.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

A young Don King

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Just Another Sloe News Day

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Sportsmanship

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"What have you done?"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."