Boxing Promoter Prints

'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'

A young Don King

F&E Boxing Promoters. Boxing in a New York City theater? Yeah, we'll sell lots of tickets calling it a "Broadway hit show!"

'I don't box anymore - I'm a promoter now!'

Don King

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

A foo and hith money are thoon parted

Mike Tyson and Don King. A foo and hith money are thoon parted.

'Apparently Barry Hearn got the sponsorship deal.'

Door of Acme Boxing Promotion with sign reading Out for a Punch.

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Early Exercise Machines

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'