Boxing Day Gifts

"I love Boxing Day"

'Shoes: buy one get one free!'

December 24th and the December 26th.

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Boxing Day

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I got it in the Boxing Day sales.'

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

'It's all about buying stuff. Christmas has become a joke. That's why they call today Boxing Day. It's the punchline.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Boxing Day Blowout!

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'We sold every single thing in the store...of course, our sales were not as good as we had hoped.'

"When a postman came in sight, delivering winter fuel bills ..."

'They're all guaranteed to be obsolete by Boxing Day!'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"Boxing day is so boring."

"All diet books, 69 cents a pound."

"Mum, is 'Boxing Day' the day we're allowed to play with the boxes left over from Christmas Day?!"

Boxing Day

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

Boxing Day is Coming

Boxing Day

Boxing day

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"I can't believe we're wasting all this gift-wrapping paper."

'This isn't my idea of Boxing day bargains.'

Man overloaded with samples

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Final clearance sale.