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Empress Cixi and her Court Flee Peking

Ethics exam cheater.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

US strike on Syria.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

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