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Ethics exam cheater.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

US strike on Syria.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

Alexei Kosygin

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

François Guizot

"Victory!"

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

1998: A Look Back

One after another

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"I keep up with all the journals."

Tip jar

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870