Revolt Researcher Mugs

An Ottoman Resurgence?

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

US strike on Syria.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Alexei Kosygin

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

"Victory!"

François Guizot

1998: A Look Back

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

One after another

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"I keep up with all the journals."

Tip jar

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'