Boxer Rebellion Researcher Gifts

Empress Cixi and her Court Flee Peking

Ethics exam cheater.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

US strike on Syria.

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Musical Fight

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Pianist-boxer

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.