Sports Rebels Gifts

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

A souped up car...

The Choice is Obvious

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

Summer Sledding

Rugby Player

"It's improv night."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Skeets Champion.

Scientists chained to the floor

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Michael Schumacher

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Chess bowling.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

'It started with a simple case of peer review.'