Water Sports Rebel Gifts

Summer Sledding

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Surfing koala.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Marco ..."

Bears going water skiing.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'How's the water skiing?'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !