Water Athlete Gifts

'Syncronised drowning.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Marco ..."

Bears going water skiing.

'How's the water skiing?'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Swimming Prankster

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Evolution Of The Jet Ski