Aquatic Athlete Gifts

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Colin Swims Backwards

Social distancing

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Surfing koala.

Bears going water skiing.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Couple in A Speedboat.