Water Sports Adventurer Gifts

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

Waterskier on ski slope.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Surfing koala.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bears going water skiing.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Getting the hang of it?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Distracting the fish.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.