Beach Rebel Gifts

Total Scum Block

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Joe Henry

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Summer Sledding

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Hell's Anglers

'Let's rock!'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Kurt Cobain

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Joe Strummer in his garden...

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Classic vs Rock

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Play golf on the billiards table.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

Gary Moore.

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

the world's first music critic...

Sid & Nancy