Beauty Rebel Gifts

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"I see you've had yourself lionized."

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's white cisheteropatriarchal standards of beauty."

"Of course, they would walk out here the week I don't shave my armpits."

So what's with the emo look? Not '"emo"

"hi honey I'm homely"

'Okay, buster, if you're gonna go for the stubble look, I'm gonna go for the stubble look!'

I Finally Got Implants!

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Bad fake tan day.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Punkins

Missing my hair.

The Bare Minimum

'More hair than brains.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"What's with your hair?"

"Fashion Week"