Beauty Rebel Gifts

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"I see you've had yourself lionized."

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's white cisheteropatriarchal standards of beauty."

"Of course, they would walk out here the week I don't shave my armpits."

"hi honey I'm homely"

'Okay, buster, if you're gonna go for the stubble look, I'm gonna go for the stubble look!'

I Finally Got Implants!

Bad fake tan day.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Missing my hair.

The Bare Minimum

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"What's with your hair?"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'