Fitness Rebel Gifts

"It's improv night."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

Navy Walrus Program.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Any time is cake o'clock

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Chocs away.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Rock and Roll

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Punkins

'More hair than brains.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Man burning his tie.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years