Health Rebel Gifts

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I'm in retox.'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"We won!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"It's improv night."

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Nothing about universal health care?'

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Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I wish the city fathers would do more about its citizens' health care needs!'

The future of the NHS

Malpractice Problems

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

National Asthma Society Parade

Flattening the Curves

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'From what I can see patient care seems acceptable.'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv