Health Rebel Gifts

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Rudy, kindly set down your scone. But … There is no link between caffeine and heart attack. I'm eating. You were forewarned.

'I'm in retox.'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"We won!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"It's improv night."

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'Nothing about universal health care?'

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We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

Malpractice Problems

'I wish the city fathers would do more about its citizens' health care needs!'

The future of the NHS

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

'From what I can see patient care seems acceptable.'

National Asthma Society Parade

Flattening the Curves