Hygiene Rebel Gifts

Go ahead, eat it. We're pigs, we don't have a five-second rule.

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

"Sure, four outta five dentists carry on about dental hygiene, well I'm the fifth."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The new global mantra flag for the future

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

John Snow

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale